Sound bites from my 9-year-old as we watch the Yankees trounce the Angels:
Me: "Boy, C.C. Sabathia sure has good control tonight."
Her: "Yeah, I never know where the ball is going to go when I pitch."
Me: "He's got them swinging at a lot of bad pitches."
Her: "Yeah, I swing at everything…pretty much."
Me: (as A-Rod successfully steals second): "It's a good thing he slid or he would have been out."
Her: "Yeah, I hate sliding. It gets me all dirty."
She is the Tim McCarver to my Joe Buck; the color commentary to my play-by-play.