Because life is a series of edits

Squirrel Nam

In Family, Health, Pop Culture on July 10, 2009 at 12:50 pm

The DMZ

It was dark…so dark. You could hear the squirrels chattering in the trees, calling to one another and plotting…always plotting. The bugs – the awful, biting bugs – were everywhere, as was the humidity and heat – baking us and causing sweat to roll off our noses like rain off a roof.

The Jungle

We were trying to protect the plants – not so much their leaves, but their fruit – from the four-legged Communist predators. We'd naively tried goodwill; we'd desperately tried negotiation. Now we were left with no choice – no choice, that is, except to build the DMZ (Dunham Menu Zone) as a frontier and boundary between our two competing powers and passions to stay alive.

Veggies

This is our life now – forced to deal with metal and mesh in order to desperately cling to our hope for home-grown veggies. This is our struggle – to withstand the guerrilla attacks of various varmints in an effort to lower our food budget.

This is our conflict. This is Squirrel Nam.

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  1. I’m not sure if you’ve read “The $64 Tomato” by William Alexander but he has a lot of fun getting rid of groundhogs and the like.
    It’s quite a challenge.

  2. Time to invoke the Second Amendment.

  3. Fun post. Make sure you give an update.

  4. Have you considered a business for this? We’d hire you. We lost all our corn last summer. All 8 ears.

  5. I am duly impressed with your vegetable fortress.

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